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[swordianmaster]

HEY

HEY TEXAS

GOT AN AMAZING NEW INVENTION FOR YOU

BIKE LANES

TRY INVESTING IN THEM, MAYBE



yes i know that bike lanes would not fix my issue with "my only brakes are the rapidly-deteriorating heels of my shoes"

but it would make it so that Mr. Hummer Driver doesn't get pissed off and lean on his horn because I'm taking up a fraction of a lane in a road with four lanes

apparently a lane and a half to drive his penis-extension isn't enough

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[mutt12.livejournal.com]

God I know how you feel. I rode a bike or skateboard everywhere up until four years after I graduated high school. If I had a car to give you, I would.

[swordianmaster.livejournal.com]

And then I'd have to pay out the ass for gas.

And insurance.

And this is assuming that DeAnna drove it everywhere, which she can't until she pays off a $200 ticket she got because the system pegged her OLD license as expired two months before it was supposed to be.

yeah, we're kinda stuck in this situation for a while