swordianmaster: fluttershy looking especially creepy (S: TACOOOOS)
i am a sord lol ([personal profile] swordianmaster) wrote2011-09-21 04:39 pm

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HEY

HEY TEXAS

GOT AN AMAZING NEW INVENTION FOR YOU

BIKE LANES

TRY INVESTING IN THEM, MAYBE



yes i know that bike lanes would not fix my issue with "my only brakes are the rapidly-deteriorating heels of my shoes"

but it would make it so that Mr. Hummer Driver doesn't get pissed off and lean on his horn because I'm taking up a fraction of a lane in a road with four lanes

apparently a lane and a half to drive his penis-extension isn't enough

[identity profile] mutt12.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
God I know how you feel. I rode a bike or skateboard everywhere up until four years after I graduated high school. If I had a car to give you, I would.