Pokemon White Nuzlocke Pt 1 Notes

[swordianmaster]

nuzlocke notes:

• Man, Juniper is a MILF. I'd research HER pokemon, if you get my meaning.
  
• So begins the adventures of Ai, girly trainer extraordinare and friend to a douchebag and a bimbo. Hoorj.
  
• Obtained L5 Tepig. Will rename to "Some Pig" when the chance is given
  
• JUST WHAT I WANT TO SEE WHEN LEAVING MY HOUSE. SWARMS OF SWOOBATS.
  
• ...tutorial battles so don't count for my first encounter. shut up.
  
• Caught L2 Lillipup @ Route 1, nicknamed "Pupstar".
  
• You know, the best thing any Pokemon romhack could do is give you the Running Shoes IMMEDIATELY. Why is waiting for the ABILITY TO RUN even still a thing in 2010?
  
• Caught L5 Lillipup @ Route 2, nicknamed "Rerun". This best not be a habit.
  
• LOST Some Pig in VERY FIRST TRAINER BATTLE. WHAT. FML.
  
• The level curve in B/W is REALLY FUCKED, let me tell you. Also, fml.
  
• GO AWAY, BIANCA. GO AWAY, CHEREN. ...GO AWAY, YOUNGSTERS WANTING TO BATTLE.
  
• Obtained L10 Pansage @ Dreamyard, nicknamed "Parrrsnips". He is pirate veggies.
  
• Even with a three level difference, Cress is a total fucking pushover.
  
• DAMMIT LET ME MOVE TO ROUTE 3 I DON'T CARE ABOUT FENNEL'S STUPID DREAM CRAP
  
• ...goddamn I hate Team Plasma. "HRURR WE LIBURAT ALL DEH POKEYS *punch muuna*"
  
• Hurr. "Do you want to hear?" ">no" "loltoobad, this is what cgear is"
  
• FINALLY, Route 3! GODDAMN IT CHEREN GO AWAY
  
• Caught L9 Pidove @ Route 3, nicknamed "Twitter". I AM SO ORIGINAL
  
• TIME TO BEAT UP A BUNCH OF PRESCHOOL KIDS TO GET LEVELS
  
• TIME TO BEAT UP A BUNCH OF TEAM PLASMA GOONS THAT ARE WORSE AT POKEMANS THAN PRESCHOOL KIDS
  
• Caught L11 Roggenrola @ Wellspring Cave, nicknamed RM Steel
  
• Oh, look. Heal Balls. Probably the only time they'll be useful.
  
• Rerun wants to learn Take Down! Hnn. Recoil moves in Nuzlocke. :| ...still better than ODOR SLOOF.
  
• GODDAMN IT GO AWAY CHEREN. Oh, right. I forgot about doublebattle grass. Uh. Thanks Cheren, I guess?
  
• Sweet, first Pickup nugget.

Saved at border between Nacrene City and Route 3: 2:22. Pokemon lost: 1 (Some Pig L5-L7)