First Impressions: Zelda - This Series Sucks And Is Now About Trains

[swordianmaster]

GANON TRAIN. WTF.

"Castle guard uniform" is probably the least-convincing excuse to shove Link in the green cap/tunic I've heard yet.

Starting with a DUAL STEALTH MISSION, where one character must distract guards so another character can slip by = ultimate dick move fuck you Potatomoto.

Also, evil chancellor, ZELDA DIES (except not really), this is pretty cookie cutter by this point. Seems to play pretty similarly to Phantom Hourglass. Also, LINK SEES DEAD PEOPLE. He's totally Haley Joel Osment.