(9:29:15 PM) [livejournal.com profile] swordianmaster: The blended lactose product I am in possession of summons a multitude of gentlemen to the grounds of my manor.
(9:29:44 PM) [livejournal.com profile] chaoscheebs: And verily, it is better than thine?
(9:30:16 PM) [livejournal.com profile] swordianmaster: Indubitibly, it is superior to thine. I could be your instructor, but my tuition would be quite exhorbitant.

From: [identity profile] swordianmaster.livejournal.com


...Do you really want to pay me to teach you how my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

From: [identity profile] kaorisiberian18.livejournal.com


....I bet you say that to all the boys.

I don't have that kind of money to pay you, so I guess you won't be teaching me any of your milkshake tricks.
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