I AM A TOOL.

[swordianmaster]

1. pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. go to imdb and find a quote from each movie.
3. post them here for everyone to guess.
4. fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. no googling/using imdb search functions to make/confirm your guesses. dont cheat in other words.


1) "Would somebody please shoot this guy?"
"What does it look like we're doing!?"
"Missing."

2) "The gentleman died because he drank some wine with poison in it."
"Well, how did the poison get in the wine?"
"Well, we put in wine because it's less noticeable. When it's in tea it has a distinct odor." -- Arsenic and Old Lace, vouksen

3)"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die." -- The Princess Bride, moontyger and vouksen simultaneously

4) "Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago." -- Spaceballs, vouksen

5) "Well, if you think that's offensive, check this out! I think you can see her kidneys!"

6) "Is that glitter on your lips?"
"Mmm, cherry flavored. Want a taste?" -- Shrek 2, dr_sipp

7) "From the moment I slapped eyes on this hombre, I smelled trouble. And refried beans." -- Maverick, carriepika

8) "Wipe yourself off, man. You're dead."

9) "He's in a vehicle!"
"Make and type?"
"It's a black... uh... tank!" -- Batman Begins, dr_sipp

10) "Bossanova!"
"Bossanova?!"
"Uh, Chevy Nova?" -- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the original 1989 one), dr_sipp

11) "There, wolf. There, castle." -- Young Frankenstein, vouksen

12) "I ask for nothing!"
"And you shall receive it, IN ABUNDANCE!"

13) "Hey! What do you think you're doing?"
"We're just trying to prevent a fashion statement!"
"Well, this is no way to do it!"

14) "He sounds like a nice boy."
"... anything else?"
"You mean the time thing? That's just a detail." -- The Lake House, moontyger

15) "He's got a sword!"
"You idiots! We've all got swords!"-- Aladdin, vouksen

I am such a tool. :B

Comments

[moontyger.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, I agree, it had huge plot holes due to the way they played with time. However, it was cute if you don't think about it too much. And can look past Keanu Reeves, well, being himself.