Living in Southern California has made me a god when it comes to wine knowledge, it seems.

Vodka Congratulations! You're 100 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (100), and liquor (69).

All right...you're getting into the harder stuff. A good martini, a Mai Tai or straight shots of hard liquor is what you're into.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 6% on proof You scored higher than 87% on beer index You scored higher than 96% on wine index You scored higher than 88% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

Good as new! Good as new! G-g-g-g-g-ggood as new!

Okay, WTF.

I have stared into the face of insanity, and it works on rust, limescale, and ground-in dirt.

Wow. This is... the most surreal thing I've seen in a -long- time. And I've been dabbling with not pr0n and The Stone lately. stelas, you're psycho. In a good way.

(PROTIP: American watchers may recognize the similarities to a product on the market known as Oxy Clean. I'm fairly convinced this is the British equivalent, and I'm glad for it - this wouldn't be the same without the English accent.)

And another insomnia induced post!

This is mainly being linked for mutt12 and pembrokewkorgi. I think they'll understand this better than anyone else. (Also, in the case of those two, this post is very much NOT safe for work)