You know, I think I know when it all started.


When the first person thought to shave their pubic hair.

Bear with me here. What's the most commonly seen 'trim' of short-and-curlies on a woman next to the "I'm really twelve"-bald look?

A triangle. With the point resting....yeeeeah.

Why not wear a sign around your waist instead, bearing the words "COCK GOES HERE"? It'd be just as effective. Congrats, the idiots now know how to fuck you.

And with fucking comes babies. The babies of idiots turn out to be bigger idiots.

As of such, I blame the inventor of the woman's razor.

From: [identity profile] swordianmaster.livejournal.com


Well, yes. Nothing wrong as a -concept-.

I'm just saying that the symbols help those too touched to know by instinct, thus perpetuating...oh, never mind.


(I also blame America's diet of soda pop and ritalin!)

From: [identity profile] jchance.livejournal.com


Yeah, point. Bet it cuts down on the sore navels, though.
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