Pokemon White Nuzlocke Pt 5 Notes

[swordianmaster]

I'm a heartbreaker. My name... Charles. Sometimes I post twice in one day.

• At least Charles is nice enough to give me levels for all the pokes that were behind.
  
• BACK TO BUYING ALL THE MOO MOO MILKS
  
• la la la goin' to cold sto-GO AWAY CHEREN. ..oh, wait, you're supposed to help.
  
• you know, I just now realized Team Plasma is dressed in Ren Faire chainmail
  
• *watches as Parrrsnips basically dismantles the entire Ground gym one Seed Bomb at a time*
  
• Vs Clay! Hn. I predict potential problems with his Excadrill, I /know/ he has one. He has to.
  
• and here it is. Okay, Tank. Make or Break time... they're not big on Defense, so an Aqua Jet or two should be enough...
  
• ghdfbgb gc OR NOT. SHIIIII PANIC. STURDY, I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING BAD I SAID ABOUT YOU.
  
• ...AND WRIGGLE FOR THE DIG-BASED KO...and his third 'mon is a palpitoad. ahahahahahaha seed bomb :I
  
• UDONGE BADGE GET.
  
• ..go away, Bianca. :I goddamn it, thank god I healed at the Pokecenter.
  
• Fly! Now Ahiru is useful! ..as a flyslave.
  
• Bulldoze! Replaces Dig on Wriggle, for now. And ALSO on RM Steel.
  
• ...wait, isn't this cave... FUCK, IT IS. GO AWAY, SHADOW TRIAD. BAD TOUCH. BAD TOUCH. N, CALL OFF YOUR MOLESTNINJAS.
  
• of course I'm the chosen one. Nobody else plays by Nuzlocke rules in this world. Except maybe Alder.
  
• Captured L25 Ferroseed in Chargestone Cave, nicknamed "Ironwood"
  
• And a Joltik is my SECOND encounter, FMN (fuck my nuzlife)
  
• Starting to see Gurdurrs instead of Timburrs now. Thankfully, 110 power Acrobatics from Parrrsnips takes care of them pretty easy.
  
• STUPID MOLESTNINJAS. And now I have to fight like eighty Team Plasmas.
  
• WRIGGLE NIGHTBUG. BULLDOZIN' ALL THE TRASH.
  
• Gotta admit, N is kinda a pushover here! Maybe that's just because I'm awesome now. :V
  
• Mistletron. And... yep, there's the next roadblock. Celestial Tower? That's like the Pokemon Tower in Kanto, right? Probably better if I go there. At least for a while.
  
• OHMYGODYES. MOVE DELETER. Now Parrrsnips isn't caught with a shitty move! fucking Cut, why do you suck so much
  
• Caught L26 Cubchoo @ Route 7, nicknamed "Paddington"
  
• ...center place in a triple battle is not a safe place to be. :C
  
• LOST Azula in Triple Battle vs Ace Trainer's Watchog/Swoobat/Liepard. Pulled Tetsuo out of box.
  
• Rerun evolved into Stoutland! DRAMATIC.
  
• ..........pokemon rangers. bane of my existance.
  
• It comes to my attention that I have no ways of dealing with Dragon-types. I hate that.
  
• "They say that when you ring the bell at the top of this tower, it pleases the resting spirits." I am ringing the SHIT outta that bell for you guys, since the Pokemon world doesn't exactly have forties to pour out.
  
• Captured L29 Litwick @ Celestial Tower, nicknamed "Willow"
  
• Tetsuo evolved into Gurdurr!
  
• Hey, Jude.
  
• Are Pokemon battles like, one of the stages of grieving? STOP CHALLENGING ME.
  
• Alomamola is hideous. HIIIIIIIDEOUS. IT'S A LUVDISC WITH HAAAAAAANDS KILL IT WITH GRASS
  
• Bell rang. Time to go. I think Sakon Claus has another gift for me. :3a
  
• Tetsuo evolved into Conkledurr!
  
  Game saved @ Mistletron Pokemon Center, 17:33. 1 Pokemon Lost: Azula (Darumaka, L20-L33)
  
  Current Team:
  RM Steel, L33 Gigalith (F), Sturdy
  Item: Quick Claw
  Rock Slide/Iron Defense/Smack Down/Bulldoze
  Rock Slide is finally a more predictable alternative to Rock Blast. It has a lower overall damage potential, but it hits all enemies in a double/triple battle, and 75 Power on a good Atk and STAB is nothing to be scoffed at. Bulldoze is for type coverage, mainly.
  
  Tetsuo, L31 Conkeldurr (M), Guts
  Item: Exp. Share
  Chip Away/Low Kick/Rock Throw/Wake-Up Slap
  Obviously, I'm still training this one, and will be for a bit after Skyla's gym. Not enthused about the Hurrdurr fighting-type move lineup, but I hardly have any better choices at the moment.
  
  Parrrsnips, L35 Simisage (M), Gluttony
  No Held Item
  Seed Bomb/Leech Seed/Acrobatics/Grass Knot
  And now that Cut is gone, the veggie monkey has reached FULL POTENTIAL. COWER, FOOLS, AND DESPAIR.
  
  Rerun, L33 Stoutland (F), Sand Rush
  Item: Scope Lens
  Return/Roar/Crunch/Take Down
  Stoutlands are surprisingly beefy. I'm not entirely impressed, as she's lagging behind in attack compared to Parrrsnips and Wriggle, but I can't complain, either.
  
  Tank, L32 Tirtouga (M), Sturdy
  No Held Item
  Aqua Jet/Brine/Smack Down/Crunch
  Brine helps hit things that are too physically beefy to dent easily. Aside from that, Tank's really not going to be in his element until he evolves, or until I get a Waterfall HM... whichever happens first.
  
  Wriggle, L34 Scoliopede (M), Poison Point
  Item: Expert Belt
  Bulldoze/Pursuit/Bug Bite/Poison Tail
  AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. I have to admit, Wriggle, with his surprisingly high speed, manages to steamroll over pretty much anything that gets hit super-effective by Ground or Bug. Poison Tail has to go for a better STAB eventually, and Pursuit is just space filler, but Scoliopedes are pretty damn uber.