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For the two people who care! Unguessed results of the LOL TRPOES meme.
4) A scantily-clad woman forgets her purpose and sets out on a quest to not kill herself. Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia.
I still have a soft spot for this game despite the fact it's basically the poster child for "fight fire with more fire" - all of its difficulty is simply in the fact that the enemies can do more damage to you. Just like in the old days of the series.
8) Two fugitives shelter a draft dodger. This pisses off everyone. Touhou Eiyashou ~ Imperishable Night.
Maybe not my favorite Touhou game, but the one with the most fun description. In case you wondered (and know the franchise), the fugitives are Kaguya and Eirin, the draft dodger is Reisen.
10) You need to complete your schoolwork. Final Fantasy Tactics A2.
A bit of a cheap one, considering that it says nothing per se about the game... but ultimately, the entire plot boils down to "if you had turned in your homework, this bullshit would have never happened."
13) Bright up-and-coming RPG hero is proven guilty of mass murder. Crusader of Centy.
An unsung hero of the Sega Genesis, rare as hell and hardly advertised, this was probably one of the best Zelda-style games of the Genesis' library. The game starts off generic as hell... and then suddenly, you're cursed into being Dr. Dolittle, but at the same time having no way to talk to humans. Thus, throughout the plot, you learn that "monsters" as you know them aren't really all that bad... and that human-kind is basically slaughtering them wholesale for no other reason than, essentially, Fantasy-style Racism. The only solution? Genocide. Of the monsters. Yeah, it doesn't make sense in context either.
15) A village of the weakest monster type in the game is attacked by platypi. The one escapee sets out to get revenge. With a tomb. Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime.
Really surprised nobody got this, since it was basically THE game from Squeenix on the DS for a while, and one of the best early games on the system. Also, hefty boatloads of crack and terrible puns.
16) Mix And Match Critters, monsters, and various caricatures living in a whacked-up fantasy world cook, and have many insane adventures. It is also important to note that half of the inanimate objects, and most of the food they cook, are sentient. Chowder.
♫ You take the moon, and you take the sun / you take everything that seems like fun~ ♫
4) A scantily-clad woman forgets her purpose and sets out on a quest to not kill herself. Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia.
I still have a soft spot for this game despite the fact it's basically the poster child for "fight fire with more fire" - all of its difficulty is simply in the fact that the enemies can do more damage to you. Just like in the old days of the series.
8) Two fugitives shelter a draft dodger. This pisses off everyone. Touhou Eiyashou ~ Imperishable Night.
Maybe not my favorite Touhou game, but the one with the most fun description. In case you wondered (and know the franchise), the fugitives are Kaguya and Eirin, the draft dodger is Reisen.
10) You need to complete your schoolwork. Final Fantasy Tactics A2.
A bit of a cheap one, considering that it says nothing per se about the game... but ultimately, the entire plot boils down to "if you had turned in your homework, this bullshit would have never happened."
13) Bright up-and-coming RPG hero is proven guilty of mass murder. Crusader of Centy.
An unsung hero of the Sega Genesis, rare as hell and hardly advertised, this was probably one of the best Zelda-style games of the Genesis' library. The game starts off generic as hell... and then suddenly, you're cursed into being Dr. Dolittle, but at the same time having no way to talk to humans. Thus, throughout the plot, you learn that "monsters" as you know them aren't really all that bad... and that human-kind is basically slaughtering them wholesale for no other reason than, essentially, Fantasy-style Racism. The only solution? Genocide. Of the monsters. Yeah, it doesn't make sense in context either.
15) A village of the weakest monster type in the game is attacked by platypi. The one escapee sets out to get revenge. With a tomb. Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime.
Really surprised nobody got this, since it was basically THE game from Squeenix on the DS for a while, and one of the best early games on the system. Also, hefty boatloads of crack and terrible puns.
16) Mix And Match Critters, monsters, and various caricatures living in a whacked-up fantasy world cook, and have many insane adventures. It is also important to note that half of the inanimate objects, and most of the food they cook, are sentient. Chowder.
♫ You take the moon, and you take the sun / you take everything that seems like fun~ ♫
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