Nuzlocke, Days 3-4 (a play in four acts)

-=HEARTHOME CITY=-

NPCs: lol we're fat and we aren't going to move until you beat the ghost gym
Emias: *looks at team, filled with normal-type mon/moves* fuck.

Gastlys: CUUUUUUURSE!
Emias: fuck fuck fuck fuck *runs back to Pokémon Center*

Drifloons: lol aftermath
Emias: OH THE HUGE MANATEE *runs back to Pokémon Center*

Manuel: I NEEDS TO GET MAH BIDOOF ON, ESSE >8B *curls into a ball, flattens gym*
Fantina: HEY WAIT YOU NEED MY BADGE! YOU CAN'T USE DEFOG WITHOUT IT

BONUS EPILOGUE

Tweak: LOL YOU SHOULD ALWAYS BE READY FOR BATTLE
Staravia: lol double team

Nuzlocke, Day 5

Well, today is certainly going better in terms of not being VIOLENTLY PAINFUL, and for once I actually have a SURPLUS of mons, mostly due to a HUGE SWATH OF LAND complete with a cave, a tower, and lots of grass opening up as soon as I punched a hole in my douchebag rival.

( In rememberance of mons catched )

....I forgot how horribly retarded-weak Gastly was before it evolved. Derp.