This is a goddamn nightmare...

I'd say that "oh, I've ended up in the situation again", but the truth of the matter is that I never left it.

I am in perpetual overdraft, and it is only getting worse. I have written countless bounced checks, had to whore myself out to "payday advance" loansharks, and I'm currently $300 overdrafted in my bank account and $70 in the red on my Paypal account.

I only get roughly $300 a paycheck, and I still have to do things like provide for my daughter and try to find a way out of here.

I know a lot of my friends are in similar situations as I am, but if anyone out there could please, please find a way to help out... if you're willing, I ask that you please either

Check out what I've been selling on eBay or...

EDIT: Running tally of "ohgod thank youuuuu"s from the people who have helped out:

Thanks to xyzzysqrl, bossgoji and pembrokewkorgi for spreading the word. Every little bit helps, and sometimes more exposure to a problem gets more aid.

Thanks to circuit_four, read_alicia and dnw for their generous donations. Again, every little bit helps, and thanks to you guys, I've at least gotten my paypal account out of the red and hopefully usable again. Likewise, a huge thank you to degraine for his support despite telling me to sound the bullshit alarm.

And while I can't check watchers, thanks to pembrokewkorgi again for randomly bidding on said eBay auctions, along with egometry, which hopefully will spark some activity on them when the end-of-auction bidding runs hit.