swordianmaster: the crudest drawing of a sword imaginable (Default)
( Jul. 18th, 2005 12:20 pm)
You know, I think I know when it all started.


When the first person thought to shave their pubic hair.

Bear with me here. What's the most commonly seen 'trim' of short-and-curlies on a woman next to the "I'm really twelve"-bald look?

A triangle. With the point resting....yeeeeah.

Why not wear a sign around your waist instead, bearing the words "COCK GOES HERE"? It'd be just as effective. Congrats, the idiots now know how to fuck you.

And with fucking comes babies. The babies of idiots turn out to be bigger idiots.

As of such, I blame the inventor of the woman's razor.
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