Meme from pembrokewkorgi. Becuz I'm bord.

[swordianmaster]

Rules are as follows:
Bold the following that are true about you,
italicise things you wish were true,
add one true thing about you,
and then tag five more people. (NO U)


I miss somebody right now.
I don't watch much TV these days.
I love olives.
I own lots of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I've tried marijuana.
I've watched porn movies.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I'm totally smart.
I've broken someone's bones.
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
I hate the rain.
I'm paranoid at times.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now. (Can you double, triple, quadruple bold something?)
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have fresh breath in the morning.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas
I have at least one sibling.
I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
I like the way that I look.
I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
I know how to cornrow.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I think prostitution should be legalized.
I think Britney Spears is pretty.
I slept with a Suitemate. (Not sure. I kinda slept with her before she started living with me. >_>)
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
I enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop than eat.
I would classify myself as ghetto.
I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
I'm obsessed with my Livejournal.
I don't hate anyone. I dislike them. (This USED to be true, before I met my fiancee's father...)
I'm a pretty good dancer.
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in a god(s).
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I've rejected someone before.
I currently like someone.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have discussed, chosen, or thought about what to name my future children.
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I have had sex within the last week.
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
I have at least 5 away messages saved.
I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
I own the "South Park" movie.
I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or LiveJournal.
When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
I enjoy some country music.
I would die for my best friends.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I watch soap operas whenever I can.
I'm obsessive
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I have dated a close friend's ex.
I like surveys/memes.
I am happy at this moment.
I'm obsessed with guys.
Democrat.
Conservative Republican.
Registered independent voter.
I am punk rockish.
I am preppy.
I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
I study for tests most of the time.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
I can work on a car.
I love my job.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever I can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
I believe in prophetic dreams.
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I am proficient on a musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went to college out of state.
I am adopted.
I like sausage.
I am a pyro.
I love the Red Sox.
I have thrown up from crying too much.
I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
I adore bright colors.
I love Dear Abby.
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I think school is awesome.
I think pigtails serve a purpose.
I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals
I don't like multi-textured ice cream.
I think John Cusack is adorable.
I fucking hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
I watch Food Network way too much.
I love coaching youth sports.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes' slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I've ever written in.
I can't stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time. Not one I do much anymore.
I have jazz in my blood.
I would not be friends if they weren't family.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I love vaginas.
I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I know who Santos L. Halper is.
I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed.
I love wrestling. And I am ashamed.
I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
I cosplayed or know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
I'm an artist.
I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made.
I am ambidexterous.
I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
My computer has a name.
If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
I have terrible teeth.
I hate my toes.
I did this Meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
I have lived in either three different states or countries.
I am extremely flexible.
I love hugs more than kisses.
I want to own my own business.
I smoke or tried cigarettes.
I have met a star from ABC's LOST.
I spend more time on the computer than on anything else.
Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
I am proficient in the use of many types firearms and combat weapons.
I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
I have played tennis with my non-dominant hand before.
I have played strip poker with someone else before.
I read the labels on food, shampoo, and other things just because.
I have emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
I believe I am in love with a Japanese rock star.
I prefer cold and dry climates.
I don't plan to stay in my present city for more than two years more.
I feel that I know what my true calling is.
I'm still looking to the stars for that ride back home.
I'm a food snob, and love dining out at good restaurants.
I am at heart, an incurable optimist.
When I smile, it scares people.
I ain't afraid of no ghost.
I think it's better to not get involved than to get hurt.
Screw you -- I'm not tagging anyone.
I like pie!
I hate taking orders from morons.
I'm doing this when I probably should be sleeping.
I own a cat who thinks I deserve daily morning baths.
My bartenders let me stay past Closing Time.
I am neat and tidy, but still let my room go to hell before I clean it.
Bad grammar upsets me.
I am cold right now.
I think iPods should be issued with boring jobs.
I cry at weddings.
If I could board a plane and get out of town right this second I would.
I like having sex at least twice a day.
I like petting cats at least 5 times a day.
I think boogarsnot is a very good word.
I own and/or love ferrets
I feel physically ill watching awkward social situations in movies/shows.
Sometimes I seriously consider doing everything in my power to fit in.
I have friends in the movie industry.
I live vicariously through my imagination.
I like the taste of stamps and envelopes
I Co-own the worlds most criminally genius cat.
Even though my car is cheap and nothing fancy, I love it dearly.
I own Challenge Of The Superfriends on DVD
I've sold/traded in more video games than I've ever owned at one time.