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swordianmaster) wrote2004-04-01 02:52 am
swordianmaster) wrote2004-04-01 02:52 am
Lunarnet is not the only fucked up place I go to.
Conversation on Tapestries, the MUCK I frequent:
You say, "Kimchi is the most disgusting substance still considered by man to be edible."
Osirus squirms at the mere sight of kimchi. "That crap is like my kryptonite."
Longtail says, "Oh... There's worse... Boiled Okra, for one... "
Longtail says, "Haggis."
Longtail says, "Of course.. Burger King burgers...."
Katrise says, "McFood."
You say, "Haggis and burgers at least TRY to pass as worthwhile."
You say, "I know plenty of people who love haggis until they realize it's haggis."
Katrise says, "Haggis is healthy!"
You say, "McFood is not precisely edible."
You say, "Adults eat it like children eat paste."
Katrise says, "Super-Size Me put that to the test."
Longtail chuckles and INTONES:.... "There are things diners are not meant to know.....
Ann'katar says, "Healthy, hm? How do you know, because it still wiggles? :)"
Katrise says, "How sausage is made. Film at 11."
You say, "Ann, McFood is very, very rarely living."
You say, "It has very, very rarely -ever- lived."
Longtail screams: SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!
Tal chuckles... McFood is very rarely organic.
You say, "Nine tenths of McFood is grease, and the other one tenth is where their trash goes when they empty the cans."
Katrise says, "Come on. McFood has carbon in it."
You say, "McDonalds -is- exceptional."
Minami gasps at an epiphany. "I've been eating plastic all these years..." O_O
Katrise says, "It's like simulated food, instead of actual food."
Longtail says, "Graphite is not organic..."
Ann'katar says, "Petrol *was* organic once and has carbon in it, but it's still not particularly appetizing. :)"
You say, "It's got the biggest recycling scheme I know of. Everything customers throw away - bags, napkins, unborn children - it all gets mushed up and put in the McFood."
You say, "The grease is to disguise the taste of evil."
Katrise says, "It takes a lot of salt to cover up the baby flavor."
You say, "You can still taste it in the Filet o'Fish."
Katrise says, "You wonder why they run orphanages? Huh? Now you know!"
You say, "It's like Soylent Green for kids."
You say, "And that makes you have to wonder. Would Maculay Culkin in his prime have made a good Charleton Heston wannabe?"
Katrise says, "What about a CG 'little Chuck'?"
You say, "Soylent Happy Meal is people! AAAAAAAAAAH"
You say, "Kimchi is the most disgusting substance still considered by man to be edible."
Osirus squirms at the mere sight of kimchi. "That crap is like my kryptonite."
Longtail says, "Oh... There's worse... Boiled Okra, for one... "
Longtail says, "Haggis."
Longtail says, "Of course.. Burger King burgers...."
Katrise says, "McFood."
You say, "Haggis and burgers at least TRY to pass as worthwhile."
You say, "I know plenty of people who love haggis until they realize it's haggis."
Katrise says, "Haggis is healthy!"
You say, "McFood is not precisely edible."
You say, "Adults eat it like children eat paste."
Katrise says, "Super-Size Me put that to the test."
Longtail chuckles and INTONES:.... "There are things diners are not meant to know.....
Ann'katar says, "Healthy, hm? How do you know, because it still wiggles? :)"
Katrise says, "How sausage is made. Film at 11."
You say, "Ann, McFood is very, very rarely living."
You say, "It has very, very rarely -ever- lived."
Longtail screams: SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!
Tal chuckles... McFood is very rarely organic.
You say, "Nine tenths of McFood is grease, and the other one tenth is where their trash goes when they empty the cans."
Katrise says, "Come on. McFood has carbon in it."
You say, "McDonalds -is- exceptional."
Minami gasps at an epiphany. "I've been eating plastic all these years..." O_O
Katrise says, "It's like simulated food, instead of actual food."
Longtail says, "Graphite is not organic..."
Ann'katar says, "Petrol *was* organic once and has carbon in it, but it's still not particularly appetizing. :)"
You say, "It's got the biggest recycling scheme I know of. Everything customers throw away - bags, napkins, unborn children - it all gets mushed up and put in the McFood."
You say, "The grease is to disguise the taste of evil."
Katrise says, "It takes a lot of salt to cover up the baby flavor."
You say, "You can still taste it in the Filet o'Fish."
Katrise says, "You wonder why they run orphanages? Huh? Now you know!"
You say, "It's like Soylent Green for kids."
You say, "And that makes you have to wonder. Would Maculay Culkin in his prime have made a good Charleton Heston wannabe?"
Katrise says, "What about a CG 'little Chuck'?"
You say, "Soylent Happy Meal is people! AAAAAAAAAAH"