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swordianmaster) wrote2003-12-08 05:04 pm
swordianmaster) wrote2003-12-08 05:04 pm
Burning cell phone
Well, this is what happens when I don't want to do what I'm supposed to. I take some pathetic meme that another netizen has started and go ALL THE FUCKING WAY with it, making sure to fill in ALL the blanks.
"Hot Limit"
Sung (supposedly) By John Desire
YO SAY. Summer love...
Wishing revealing...
YO SAY. Summer love...
Wishing revealing...
Precious love is always eating up my heart
Uncheatable her shapely line
A convict of her lithe crime
Save me and wrap around one more time
Make a change and turn around under a wave
Back on ground holding scolding the darker side
The summer is burning a hole in my heart
Stripping me down to hot temptation
It's OK to give in be beaten by lust, summer wind,
Burning air a scandal affair
YO SAY. Summer love will stimulate my heart tonight
Mysterious mermaid barefoot all alone
Wishing revealing it's the fruit I want to eat
Precious love is always eating up my heart
Fairies, summer folk will stimulate my fantasies
Mysterious mermaid barefoot all alone
Wishing revealing it's the fruit I want to eat
Precious love is always eating up my heart
Fagged out that's you and me, gave you the better side of me
This town is gloomy nothing to be found
Don't wanna stop or cool down, go forever not hang around
Don't wanna hear a boring joke in my open mind
The sky is burning a firework delight
Painting colour through the night
Holding me tightly I grab the light, summer wind,
Burning fire, getting me high
YO SAY. Summer love will stimulate my heart tonight
Mysterious mermaid barefoot all alone
Wishing revealing it's the fruit I want to eat
Precious love is always eating up my heart
Fairies, summer folk will stimulate my fantasies
Mysterious mermaid barefoot all alone
Wishing revealing it's the fruit I want to eat
Precious love is always eating up my heart
YO SAY. Summer love...
Wishing revealing...
Precious love is always eating up my heart
"Ritalin"
Original Mondegreen by Robinson Wilburn, thanks to that blasted Flash animation.
Fully (and 'properly') Misheard by Technotronic
You chase Solo...
We drink Ritalin...
You chase Solo...
We drink Ritalin...
French is always always here, uh oh oh!
Hot day for shitty night
Jumpin on the Lite Brite
Shave me and walk around, Bo-oh-no time!
Take the pig and turn around, out of the way!
Background of fourty score, you're not a guy!
Mama was burning a hole in my aunt
Please let me down to hold the ketchup
Eight tequilas to feel up my lice
Submarine, burning in hell, can't hear the bell
You chase Solo, sea-man in my heart tonight
Listerine is married, bump on a log
We drink Ritalin, here's some food I want to eat
French is always always here, uh oh oh!
Burning cell phone, signal in my panty size
Listerine is married, bump on a log
We drink Ritalin, here's some food I want to eat
French is always always here, uh oh oh!
Whacked-out, let's you and me get back on cyber-beat
This song is going nowhere to be found
One talk if two are down, code forever 'nother round
Wanna hear a boring joke in my open mike?
This guy is burning the fire of delight
Fancy cola through the night
Hold-uh me tight-ry and grab the light
Submarine, burning in fire, gather me eyes
You chase Solo, sea-man in my heart tonight
Listerine is married, bump on a log
We drink Ritalin, here's some food I want to eat
French is always always here, uh oh oh!
Burning cell phone, signal in my panty size
Listerine is married, bump on a log
We drink Ritalin, here's some food I want to eat
French is always always here, uh oh oh!
You chase Solo...
We drink Ritalin...
French is always always here, up our mouth!
A few production notes:
* One, the lyric "Whacked-out, let's you and me get back on cyber-beat" was in the flash completely differently - as "Break down with Chiu and me, get bad with cyber-bee". I found this wholly incorrect for several reasons - one, Chiu was mentioned solely to get that whole "Chiu + Hitler" thing that the Animutation had. Second, "Cyber-Bee"? That sounds like a Megaman X enemy. Whereas in eurobeat, somehow, the phrase "cyber beat" seems to come up fairly often..
* Two, there's various changes - little things like changing "Hold-u" to "Hold-uh" is the main thing that comes to mind.
* Three, I switched "hear a boring joke in my open mind" to "..my open mike" because it fit better, plus the original line was too close to the original to really be considered 'original' - all the original author did was remove the obviously non-spoken "Don't".
John Desire, whoever you are, learn how to sing. Either that, or get someone to write the lyrics right. "Wishing, revealing"? No, you don't sing that. At the most, you say "Reveling". "Hoht temptation"? "stimulate my fantasize"? Come on, man. English isn't -that- hard, no matter WHAT your native language is.
"Hot Limit"
Sung (supposedly) By John Desire
YO SAY. Summer love...
Wishing revealing...
YO SAY. Summer love...
Wishing revealing...
Precious love is always eating up my heart
Uncheatable her shapely line
A convict of her lithe crime
Save me and wrap around one more time
Make a change and turn around under a wave
Back on ground holding scolding the darker side
The summer is burning a hole in my heart
Stripping me down to hot temptation
It's OK to give in be beaten by lust, summer wind,
Burning air a scandal affair
YO SAY. Summer love will stimulate my heart tonight
Mysterious mermaid barefoot all alone
Wishing revealing it's the fruit I want to eat
Precious love is always eating up my heart
Fairies, summer folk will stimulate my fantasies
Mysterious mermaid barefoot all alone
Wishing revealing it's the fruit I want to eat
Precious love is always eating up my heart
Fagged out that's you and me, gave you the better side of me
This town is gloomy nothing to be found
Don't wanna stop or cool down, go forever not hang around
Don't wanna hear a boring joke in my open mind
The sky is burning a firework delight
Painting colour through the night
Holding me tightly I grab the light, summer wind,
Burning fire, getting me high
YO SAY. Summer love will stimulate my heart tonight
Mysterious mermaid barefoot all alone
Wishing revealing it's the fruit I want to eat
Precious love is always eating up my heart
Fairies, summer folk will stimulate my fantasies
Mysterious mermaid barefoot all alone
Wishing revealing it's the fruit I want to eat
Precious love is always eating up my heart
YO SAY. Summer love...
Wishing revealing...
Precious love is always eating up my heart
"Ritalin"
Original Mondegreen by Robinson Wilburn, thanks to that blasted Flash animation.
Fully (and 'properly') Misheard by Technotronic
You chase Solo...
We drink Ritalin...
You chase Solo...
We drink Ritalin...
French is always always here, uh oh oh!
Hot day for shitty night
Jumpin on the Lite Brite
Shave me and walk around, Bo-oh-no time!
Take the pig and turn around, out of the way!
Background of fourty score, you're not a guy!
Mama was burning a hole in my aunt
Please let me down to hold the ketchup
Eight tequilas to feel up my lice
Submarine, burning in hell, can't hear the bell
You chase Solo, sea-man in my heart tonight
Listerine is married, bump on a log
We drink Ritalin, here's some food I want to eat
French is always always here, uh oh oh!
Burning cell phone, signal in my panty size
Listerine is married, bump on a log
We drink Ritalin, here's some food I want to eat
French is always always here, uh oh oh!
Whacked-out, let's you and me get back on cyber-beat
This song is going nowhere to be found
One talk if two are down, code forever 'nother round
Wanna hear a boring joke in my open mike?
This guy is burning the fire of delight
Fancy cola through the night
Hold-uh me tight-ry and grab the light
Submarine, burning in fire, gather me eyes
You chase Solo, sea-man in my heart tonight
Listerine is married, bump on a log
We drink Ritalin, here's some food I want to eat
French is always always here, uh oh oh!
Burning cell phone, signal in my panty size
Listerine is married, bump on a log
We drink Ritalin, here's some food I want to eat
French is always always here, uh oh oh!
You chase Solo...
We drink Ritalin...
French is always always here, up our mouth!
A few production notes:
* One, the lyric "Whacked-out, let's you and me get back on cyber-beat" was in the flash completely differently - as "Break down with Chiu and me, get bad with cyber-bee". I found this wholly incorrect for several reasons - one, Chiu was mentioned solely to get that whole "Chiu + Hitler" thing that the Animutation had. Second, "Cyber-Bee"? That sounds like a Megaman X enemy. Whereas in eurobeat, somehow, the phrase "cyber beat" seems to come up fairly often..
* Two, there's various changes - little things like changing "Hold-u" to "Hold-uh" is the main thing that comes to mind.
* Three, I switched "hear a boring joke in my open mind" to "..my open mike" because it fit better, plus the original line was too close to the original to really be considered 'original' - all the original author did was remove the obviously non-spoken "Don't".
John Desire, whoever you are, learn how to sing. Either that, or get someone to write the lyrics right. "Wishing, revealing"? No, you don't sing that. At the most, you say "Reveling". "Hoht temptation"? "stimulate my fantasize"? Come on, man. English isn't -that- hard, no matter WHAT your native language is.